Newly wed Italian bride
Feb 6, 2016 14:59:34 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.
"Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?"
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:
"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?"
The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:
"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:
"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs."
A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.
"Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?"
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother:
"Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?"
The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says: "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs:
"Momma, Momma! He's got a foot and a half! What should I do?"
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says:
"A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'll go upstairs."
Feb 6, 2016 16:15:36 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 6, 2016 16:45:43 #
Onelostdog wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Dog. :mrgreen:
Feb 7, 2016 06:56:09 #
a foot and a half~~~I'd be runninnnnnnnnnnnng away!! :lol: :shock:
Feb 7, 2016 11:08:17 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Feb 7, 2016 11:08:39 #
lindajoy wrote:
a foot and a half~~~I'd be runninnnnnnnnnnnng away!! :lol: :shock:
:-( :-( :-( :-(
Feb 7, 2016 11:09:26 #
lindajoy wrote:
a foot and a half~~~I'd be runninnnnnnnnnnnng away!! :lol: :shock:
AWWWWW TUFFEN UP . YOU CAN TAKE IT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 7, 2016 11:14:37 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
AWWWWW TUFFEN UP . YOU CAN TAKE IT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nopeeee, noooo thank you..... :shock:
Feb 7, 2016 11:38:00 #
lindajoy wrote:
a foot and a half~~~I'd be runninnnnnnnnnnnng away!! :lol: :shock:
:lol: :lol: Chicken. :mrgreen:
Feb 7, 2016 11:42:08 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Chicken. :mrgreen:
Yupppp!!!! :lol: :shock: :oops:
Not stupid....lololo
Feb 7, 2016 11:46:23 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yupppp!!!! :lol: :shock: :oops:
Not stupid....lololo
Not stupid....lololo
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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