Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

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Dog In Heat
Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ...
A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside
With it to disguise the scent, and said,"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash
And only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."


If you aren't laughing... You aren't living!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

That is an oldie but still a goodie. Great laugh. Thanks

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

Elwood, what do you think the reason is for your low response rate to your endless list of new topics?

http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/user_topics_listing.jsp?usernum=6253&page=1

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Wolfie,
Don't you have anything better to do than worry about responses to other posters? You have no original thoughts and post only what you are told to post. Most of what you post is not either thought provoking nor intellectually sound. Why don't you go toke another joint and take a nap?

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Good one Elwood! :thumbup: :thumbup: I think Wolfe wishes he could find a sheep or goat in heat. Typical Obummer v**er tendencies.

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

Considering that all your thoughts come from the right wing propaganda machine, could be the reason for the pathetic response to your endless list of new topics!

http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/user_topics_listing.jsp?usernum=5521&page=1

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Judging by your avatar I guess Oboner has satisfied your homosexual desires.

okie don

Hey Raylan,
Where do you come up with the 'lack of appreciation, and 'low readership' theory?
I read almost ALL.
I don't reply or comment on may 10% to 20% of them.
I would imagine 100's of others do likewise.
Just say'in

Little Ball of Hate

In case you missed it, this was posted in a non political forum. So why are you bringing politics into this? Quit embarrassing yourself.

P.S. Elwood is much more appreciated than you will ever be. You know this. It's why you're hear dissing him. You're a jealous bastard.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

He is one dumb f**k who is on my ITI list and proves it by interjecting his useless crap. That dumbass has 230 topics created but a total of 10,390 posts. Now what does that tell you :?: :shock: :twisted:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

The more people that simply ignore him, the better off..He's obsessed with "page counts" so wills tells me..Stop his numbers and he'll stop...

He also thrives on attacking people, I guess to justify himself!~~ :roll:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Pay him no mind, Els...You know how we all feel and so look forward to your wonderfully filled humorous and interesting posts...


Keep em comen darlen!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Wolfe is not the pick of the litter, but the one his mother didn't even clean up when he was born. A vulture came along and took him away and raised him, and you are witnessing the results. Pay him no mind.

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Will do. ;-)