74th birthday present.
Feb 5, 2016 14:52:14 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Been around before but still funny. :lol: :lol:
Sex and good grammar.
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3' "
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and
you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop
the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we
could end up with a dangling participle.
Sex and good grammar.
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3' "
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and
you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop
the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we
could end up with a dangling participle.
Feb 5, 2016 15:00:42 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Been around before but st... (show quote)
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okie don wrote:
Lol's 50+ yrs to that Tennessee gal.
I still don't do windows(:-))
I still don't do windows(:-))
Congratulations mate. You are a persistent devil. :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Feb 5, 2016 22:07:41 #
No, I just told her good husbands are like 'parking spaces'.
The good ones are taken first and isn't she glad she got me'.
It worked El. Lol'
The good ones are taken first and isn't she glad she got me'.
It worked El. Lol'
Feb 6, 2016 01:11:57 #
okie don wrote:
No, I just told her good husbands are like 'parking spaces'.
The good ones are taken first and isn't she glad she got me'.
It worked El. Lol'
The good ones are taken first and isn't she glad she got me'.
It worked El. Lol'
Hot damn, you sweet talking devil you. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)
Feb 6, 2016 03:19:13 #
I would think in the throws of~~asking what 1,2,3, for? Would be the farthest thing from my mind~~just sayen~~ :lol: :wink:
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Feb 6, 2016 11:36:32 #
lindajoy wrote:
I would think in the throws of~~asking what 1,2,3, for? Would be the farthest thing from my mind~~just sayen~~ :lol: :wink:
:lol: :lol: You are definitely a keeper lass. :mrgreen: ;)
Feb 6, 2016 12:38:34 #
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