badbobby Loc: texas

Do you remember these people/
Paul Lynde,Charley Weaver,George Gobel,Marty Allen and Rose Marie

For those of you who do--
These are non-scripted,off the tops of their heads answers put to them on the tv show HollyWood Squares

Question--What is a good reason for pounding meat
Answer(Paul Lynde)--Loneliness

Q-Do female frogs croak?
A(Paul Lynde)-if you hold their heads under water long enough

Q-If you are going to make a parachute jump,how high should you be?
A-(Charley Weaver)-Three days of heavy drinking should do it

Q-True or false.A pea can last as long as 5000 years
A-(George Gobel)-Boy it sure seems that way sometimes

Q-You are having trouble going to sleep,are you probably a man or a woman?
A_(Don Knotts)--Thats whats keeping me awake

Q-If you meet a stranger at a party and you think he is attractive,is it okay to ask if he is married?
A-(Rose Marie)--No,wait til morning

Q-Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A-(Charley Weaver)--My sense of decency

Q-What Are These phrases,'Do it','I cant help it','I cant get enough'?
A-(George Gobel)-I dont know,but they are coming from the next bedroom

Q-As you age do you tend to gesture with your hands when talking?
A-(Rose Marie)-If you ask me one more question pertaining to my age,I will give you a gesture you won't forget

Q-Why do Hells Angels wear leather?
A-(Paul Lynde)-Because chiffon wrinkles

Q-You have decided to grow strawberries,are you going to get any the first year?
A(Charley Weaver)-Certainly not,I'll be too busy growing strawberries

Q-In bowling,what is the perfect score?
A-(Rose Marie)-Ralph,the pin boy

Q-During a tornado,are you safer in your bedroom or the closet?
A-(Rose Marie)-Unfortunately,I've always been safe in my bedroom

Q-Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A-(Marty Russel)-Only after lights out

Q-When you pat a dog on the head he will wag his tail.What would a goose do?
A-(Paul Lynde)-make him bark

Q-Is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
A-(Charley Weaver)-No,It got me out of the Army

Q-Back in the old days,when gramps put horseradish on his head,what was he trying to do?
A-(George Gobel)-Trying to put it in his mouth

Q-Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time,your wife or your elephant?
A-(Paul Lynde)-Who told you about my elephant?

Q-Jackie Gleason has confirmed that he really believes in them,and has actually seen them on two occasions.What are they?
A-(Charley Weaver)-His feet

Q-What two things should you never do in bed?
A-(Paul Lynde)-Point and laugh


We don't stop laughing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop laughing

PZG1225 Loc: Florida

Loved this Bobby! Thanks! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Good one Bobby. Takes me back.

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badbobby Loc: texas

gosh Coos
dont go too far

badbobby Loc: texas

guess we are showing our age PZ

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I loved them all, some too funny~~

PZG1225 Loc: Florida

Ya think??? :lol:

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I guess almost fifty years is far enough

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