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The Hillbilly maneuver
Jan 28, 2016 18:05:38   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."

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Jan 28, 2016 18:11:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)

I like it :!: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:

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Jan 28, 2016 19:19:30   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)

I'm gonna have to try that. Do they have to be choking?
:lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jan 28, 2016 19:22:37   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I'm gonna have to try that. Do they have to be choking?
:lol: :lol: :thumbup:


no but be keerful of who ya won tuh dun it to

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Jan 28, 2016 19:29:22   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
no but be keerful of who ya won tuh dun it to
Yep guess I would be liable to go to jale

:lol: :thumbup:

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Jan 28, 2016 19:39:52   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Yep guess I would be liable to go to jale

:lol: :thumbup:


iffen ya'll livd long enuff two git thar

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Jan 28, 2016 20:00:07   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)


OMG., lololololololllll damnit Poppa, there went my glass of wine......

Friggen hysterical......what a visual......lololololol :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 28, 2016 20:47:55   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
iffen ya'll livd long enuff two git thar
Geeze just fer funnin'

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Jan 28, 2016 20:55:43   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Geeze just fer funnin'


yup

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Jan 29, 2016 00:14:44   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)


I dooded that thar manoover my own self a time or too - and only git rested oncit.

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Jan 29, 2016 08:21:08   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Reminds me of back in old Alabama....



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Jan 29, 2016 09:01:55   #
hedgewm
 
Hiney lick.

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Jan 29, 2016 10:40:00   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
pappadeux wrote:
Reminds me of back in old Alabama....


:lol: :lol: :lol: Rural Oregon :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 29, 2016 19:30:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says: "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it."
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While havi... (show quote)



dam Papa
I'm choking
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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