Big Bass

You need a sense of humor to work in a nursing home ~ that is for sure.




MY PRIVATE PART DIED


An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.


One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.


'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so
sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private Part h*****g out of his
pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside
your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it h*****g
out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this.)



'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

:shock:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

GREAT JOKE
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