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40th wedding anniversary
Jan 27, 2016 17:20:56   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
After 40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are FEMALE!!! …..
Well most are anyway!!!!!!!!!

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Jan 27, 2016 17:24:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Onelostdog wrote:
After 40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are FEMALE!!! …..
Well most are anyway!!!!!!!!!
After 40 years of marriage.. br br A married cou... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Hope he enjoyed his cruise. :twisted:

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Jan 27, 2016 17:37:33   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Hope he enjoyed his cruise. :twisted:


:thumbup: :thumbup: Hope the fairy included a large insurance pay off for the wife too. :wink: :wink:

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Jan 27, 2016 19:50:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Onelostdog wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Hope the fairy included a large insurance pay off for the wife too. :wink: :wink:


:lol: :lol: That is a thought that the wife might well have come up with herself. :mrgreen: :twisted:

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