Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Midwife Crisis !!!!!

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I`m not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film.The lead man was black."

"Oh, I`m very sorry," says the midwife, "that`s really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."

"Oh, I`m sorry," the midwife repeats, "that`s really none of my business either and I h**e to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes." "Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."

The midwife Fainted....

the waker Loc: 11th freest nation

Dang, Elwood, that's not right. :)

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, we now know her favored position. :roll: :oops:

Elwood Loc: Florida

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Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Seems like she gave it away. :shock: :mrgreen:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

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Elwood Loc: Florida

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Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Back in the corner Little Johnny!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

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Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

:thumbup: :thumbup: I have read some pretty perverted crap in my day but this is right at the top. Damn I love your humor man. :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Thanks Dog. :mrgreen:

boatbob2

Did you all hear,about the 3 pregnant ladies?? A red head,A lady with black hair and A blonde haired lady??? they were all talking,the red head said "im going to have a boy,because my husband was on top when we made love,,The black haired lady said" Im going to have a baby Girl,because I was on top when we made love...The blonde broke down crying,when asked why she was crying,she said ": im going to have puppies...NOW YOU GUYS AND GIRLS FIGURE IT OUT,

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

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Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: You be bad Bobby. :mrgreen:

angery american Loc: Georgia

Now that was a naughty joke... :shock: :lol: :thumbup: