His son's elopement
Jan 26, 2016 23:31:02 #
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.
I've found real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
With love,
your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!"
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.
I've found real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
With love,
your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!"
Jan 26, 2016 23:49:24 #
Elwood wrote:
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonish... (show quote)
Haven't seen this in a while but it's always been one of my faves. Thanks for bringing it back El!
Jan 26, 2016 23:54:20 #
Elwood wrote:
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonish... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Damn I wish I was that devious and fast thinking when I was that age but nooo never was. :twisted: :twisted:
Jan 27, 2016 00:31:10 #
Onelostdog wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Damn I wish I was that devious and fast thinking when I was that age but nooo never was. :twisted: :twisted:
Your fibben again~~~ :lol: :lol:
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Classic, El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 27, 2016 00:34:44 #
lindajoy wrote:
Your fibben again~~~ :lol: :lol:
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Classic, El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Classic, El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nopee no fib I didn't get that devious until the service. Learned a lot then though but forgot most of it now, ya right. :roll: :roll:
Jan 27, 2016 00:44:18 #
Onelostdog wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Damn I wish I was that devious and fast thinking when I was that age but nooo never was. :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Me too. :mrgreen:
Jan 27, 2016 00:44:43 #
lindajoy wrote:
Your fibben again~~~ :lol: :lol:
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Classic, El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Classic, El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Thanks Linda. :mrgreen:
Jan 27, 2016 00:55:43 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Nopee no fib I didn't get that devious until the service. Learned a lot then though but forgot most of it now, ya right. :roll: :roll:
Lolololololololl..the ya right sums it up there dog....lolololololol
Jan 27, 2016 00:56:07 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Thanks Linda. :mrgreen:
Your welcome....
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