PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:



"Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.

I've found real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

With love,

your son, Joshua.


P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

bahmer

He might have a long wait after that letter and report card on top of it.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Clever kid! I would kindly invite him home, choke him out, draw all over his face with a sharpie, and send him to school the next day with no hard feelings on my part! :lol: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You are definitely my kind of man! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

He'll be home as soon as Jason's parents get tired of putting up with him. :wink: :thumbup: :lol:

mongo Loc: TEXAS

That should be within the hour at best!

:shock: :lol: :lol:

SEMPER FI

badbobby Loc: texas

dunno if this will go through Papa
but seems to me i heard these before
good tho
but then thats just like a dastardly Marine
using someone elses jokes

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Those 'jokes' were undoubtedly for real by a swabbie with too much time on his hands. But then, comparing a swabbie to a Marine is a joke.

badbobby Loc: texas

so true Papa
that's because Swabbies stand so far above dastardly Marines
great to see you my friend

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

We Marines are pleased to see you return to the playroom. We do hope you have saved your money for the resumption of the poker games. Did you manage another loan in order to play? I must admit, we did feel somewhat badly about winning all your money so often, but we did manage to assuage any guilt we may have had by remembering how grateful we were for your presence at the games.

BearK Loc: TN

BB, so good to see you. Just the other day, I was wondering who would be baiting PG and Slats, I know they must have missed you. Welcome back.

By the way, PG, that kid is dead. Privileges denied for telling such a whopper and until next report card has shown MARKED improvement.

badbobby Loc: texas

Papa

Papa
I just checked the ledgers at the bank (that you and Slat helped open with your generous offerings)
it seems that your loan is accruing interest,since you have not remitted a payment.
please make an effort to remedy this situation
my patience is wearing thin

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Bear
love your eagle

BearK Loc: TN

Thanks.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lololol,, YESSSSSSSS, badbobby is home~~~ You are so adorable..