Children are quick...
TEACHER; Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
STUDENT: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER; Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
STUDENT: Glenn: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
STUDENT: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER; Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
STUDENT: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
STUDENT: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER; George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to...my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's from last year. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
no propaganda please wrote:
Do not let auntiE see the last one, or you are toast, really burnt toast
That little rascal Harold said that. I am only the messenger. :mrgreen: Besides, AuntiE has a soft spot in her heart for me. :-D
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