You should get your eyes tested buddy
Jan 23, 2016 19:07:55 #
A man bumps into an old high school friend he hadn't seen for a number of years. His old friend was notorious for bragging back in high school - about his possessions, achievements and relationships, so he wondered if much had changed in the time since he last saw him.
It wasn't long before the man realized his old friend hadn't changed much at all - on and on he rambled, talking about his amazing job, his huge mansion and the new Porsche he'd just bought himself.
At one point, the old friend pulls out a photograph of his wife and shows it to the man. "She's beautiful, isn't she?" the old friend asks.
"If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend," replies the man.
"Why? Is she a stunner too?"
"No, she's an optometrist."
It wasn't long before the man realized his old friend hadn't changed much at all - on and on he rambled, talking about his amazing job, his huge mansion and the new Porsche he'd just bought himself.
At one point, the old friend pulls out a photograph of his wife and shows it to the man. "She's beautiful, isn't she?" the old friend asks.
"If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend," replies the man.
"Why? Is she a stunner too?"
"No, she's an optometrist."
Jan 25, 2016 17:47:24 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Elwood wrote:
A man bumps into an old high school friend he hadn... (show quote)
That is a great one and I hope all who read it have realized what it meant from your title.
Jan 25, 2016 19:25:45 #
oldroy wrote:
That is a great one and I hope all who read it have realized what it meant from your title.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 26, 2016 17:52:18 #
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
That one must be really funny. Even my wife got a real kick out of it and she often fails.
Jan 26, 2016 23:26:28 #
oldroy wrote:
That one must be really funny. Even my wife got a real kick out of it and she often fails.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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