The Farmers question
Jan 23, 2016 11:13:13 #
An old farmer drove to a neighbor's and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
The farmer asked, "Is your Dad home?"
The boy replied, "No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
The farmer said, "Well, is your Mother here?"
The boy said, "No sir, she went to town with Dad."
The farmer said, "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
The boy said, "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
The boy said, "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment, "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
The farmer asked, "Is your Dad home?"
The boy replied, "No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
The farmer said, "Well, is your Mother here?"
The boy said, "No sir, she went to town with Dad."
The farmer said, "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
The boy said, "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
The boy said, "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment, "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
Jan 23, 2016 11:15:08 #
Onelostdog wrote:
An old farmer drove to a neighbor's and knocked at... (show quote)
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Jan 23, 2016 11:16:08 #
Onelostdog wrote:
An old farmer drove to a neighbor's and knocked at... (show quote)
I'm thinking that Howard may be getting life without parole. Or a shotgun. :twisted:
Jan 23, 2016 11:54:30 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
I'm thinking that Howard may be getting life without parole. Or a shotgun. :twisted:
Just another old fashioned mid west shotgun wedding coming to a ranch near them. Howard can say yes or he can become Harriet his choice and the shotgun don't care which.
Jan 23, 2016 11:57:18 #
Jan 23, 2016 13:38:38 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Just another old fashioned mid west shotgun wedding coming to a ranch near them. Howard can say yes or he can become Harriet his choice and the shotgun don't care which.
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Jan 23, 2016 15:57:52 #
If Howard was inebriated at the time of Suzi's impregnation and saw what she looked like afterwards, he just might prefer the shotgun.
Jan 23, 2016 16:17:14 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
If Howard was inebriated at the time of Suzi's impregnation and saw what she looked like afterwards, he just might prefer the shotgun.
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