The Identity Game
Jan 19, 2016 12:45:34 #
One Monday morning the postman was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow Craig, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented.
Craig, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'
The Postman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'
The postman laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' Craig responded, 'Your name came up seven times.'
His wonder was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow Craig, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented.
Craig, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'
The Postman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is..'
The postman laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' Craig responded, 'Your name came up seven times.'
Jan 19, 2016 13:33:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
One Monday morning the postman was walking through... (show quote)
Well, the postman does come every day except Sunday. :wink:
Jan 19, 2016 13:35:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, the postman does come every day except Sunday. :wink:
Does that infer his name should only have come up six rather than seven times? If so, who was he doubling up on?
Jan 19, 2016 13:42:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Does that infer his name should only have come up six rather than seven times? If so, who was he doubling up on?
Nope. It infers that one can assume he has been 'delivering' for more than one week, and cuming every time he delivers to at least seven of the 15 wives. :mrgreen:
Jan 19, 2016 13:50:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
Nope. It infers that one can assume he has been 'delivering' for more than one week, and cuming every time he delivers to at least seven of the 15 wives. :mrgreen:
Thank you for the explanation.
Jan 19, 2016 13:53:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thank you for the explanation.
I had hoped to avoid 'splaining. :roll: :oops:
:lol:
Jan 19, 2016 13:57:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
I had hoped to avoid explaining. :roll: :oops:
:lol:
:lol:
It wasn't for me. It was for others that may not have understood. I am thanking you on their behalf.
Jan 19, 2016 14:21:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
Nope. It infers that one can assume he has been 'delivering' for more than one week, and cuming every time he delivers to at least seven of the 15 wives. :mrgreen:
i bet that postman is tired when he get home
Jan 19, 2016 14:25:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
vernon wrote:
i bet that postman is tired when he get home
Makes one wonder if he ever calls in sick...or exhausted. :wink:
Jan 19, 2016 19:20:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
It wasn't for me. It was for others that may not have understood. I am thanking you on their behalf.
Ever the gentleman, you are, Salty :!: :wink:
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