Musings from an old man (from a young lady)
Jan 19, 2016 07:25:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The speed with which a woman says "nothing," when asked what's wrong, is inversely proportional to the severity of the sh*t storm that's coming.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60-yr. kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a big bra and ask to "fill this out?"
Dennys has a slogan: "If its your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Dennys on your birthday, your life sucks.
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand how women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older woman's clothing line name 'Sag Harbor.'
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh, my God...its huge!"
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60-yr. kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a big bra and ask to "fill this out?"
Dennys has a slogan: "If its your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Dennys on your birthday, your life sucks.
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand how women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older woman's clothing line name 'Sag Harbor.'
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh, my God...its huge!"
Jan 19, 2016 07:42:15 #
Jan 19, 2016 07:52:45 #
Cute!!! But full of wisdom.
slatten49 wrote:
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Jan 19, 2016 08:10:16 #
Jan 19, 2016 08:12:05 #
Jan 19, 2016 08:12:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
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LOL. Too funny. Slatten, where do you dig these things up? But now that you mention it, it IS d********g to have clothing labeled "Sag Harbor".
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Jan 19, 2016 08:18:02 #
Jan 19, 2016 08:27:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Tasine wrote:
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LOL. Too funny. Slatten, where do you dig these things up? But now that you mention it, it IS d********g to have clothing labeled "Sag Harbor".
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LOL. Too funny. Slatten, where do you dig these things up? But now that you mention it, it IS d********g to have clothing labeled "Sag Harbor".
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As indicated in the thread title, credit belongs to the wonderful lady who sent these to me. :wink: I am but the messenger.
Jan 19, 2016 08:57:35 #
Great stuff here slatts and funny too~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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