How to beat a lawyer
Jan 18, 2016 18:10:41 #
A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde if she wants to play a game, "All you have to do is ask a question and if I get it wrong or don't know, I'll give you five dollars, then I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars."
"No," she says. "I just want to sleep."
He keeps asking and she finally gives in when he says he will pay her 500 dollars, but she still only has to pay five dollars.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks.
She gives him 5 dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks.
He pulls out his laptop and searches it, but finds nothing. Then he emails his friends. After an hour, he still hasn't got an answer, he hands her 500 dollars. Then he asks her: "So what is the answer?"
She hands him 5 dollars.
"No," she says. "I just want to sleep."
He keeps asking and she finally gives in when he says he will pay her 500 dollars, but she still only has to pay five dollars.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks.
She gives him 5 dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks.
He pulls out his laptop and searches it, but finds nothing. Then he emails his friends. After an hour, he still hasn't got an answer, he hands her 500 dollars. Then he asks her: "So what is the answer?"
She hands him 5 dollars.
Jan 18, 2016 23:47:38 #
Jan 19, 2016 08:01:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each oth... (show quote)
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GOOD ONE!!!! Lawyer must have been a blonde too!
Jan 19, 2016 08:08:10 #
Tasine wrote:
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GOOD ONE!!!! Lawyer must have been a blonde too!
GOOD ONE!!!! Lawyer must have been a blonde too!
Tassssssssss~~This was good as the joke!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 19, 2016 08:18:11 #
lindajoy wrote:
Tassssssssss~~This was good as the joke!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Morning, Linda!!!! Don't know about you, but it's still early here........and COLD. Hope you week is fantastic!!!!!
Jan 19, 2016 08:25:33 #
Tasine wrote:
Morning, Linda!!!! Don't know about you, but it's still early here........and COLD. Hope you week is fantastic!!!!!
Morning Taas..yes, its cold here too and I hope your week is fantastic too..I read what you said and just laughed..Great way to start the day!!!
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