A dead horse
Jan 17, 2016 18:44:27 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, Im going to raffle him off.
The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse!
Chuck said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell any body hes dead.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Chuck said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Chuck grew up and works now for the government.
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, Im going to raffle him off.
The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse!
Chuck said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell any body hes dead.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Chuck said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Chuck grew up and works now for the government.
Jan 17, 2016 18:51:58 #
cesspool jones
Loc: atlanta
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A yo... (show quote)
That's a good way to put it
Jan 17, 2016 19:35:30 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A yo... (show quote)
Somewhere in the IRS department would be my guess.
Jan 17, 2016 20:09:59 #
cesspool jones wrote:
That's a good way to put it
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Jan 17, 2016 20:10:25 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Somewhere in the IRS department would be my guess.
:lol: :lol: Probably a good guess. :mrgreen:
Jan 17, 2016 21:57:15 #
excellent : )[
quote=Elwood]Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, Im going to raffle him off.
The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse!
Chuck said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell any body hes dead.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Chuck said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Chuck grew up and works now for the government.[/quote]
quote=Elwood]Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.
Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, Im going to raffle him off.
The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse!
Chuck said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell any body hes dead.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Chuck said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didn't anyone complain?
Chuck said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Chuck grew up and works now for the government.[/quote]
Jan 17, 2016 23:50:31 #
73STNGLKABEE wrote:
[/quote]excellent : ) br br quote=Elwood Going the e-mai... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 18, 2016 10:21:43 #
Jan 18, 2016 10:46:53 #
Chuck's a member of Congress. Still screwing people after all these years. :shock:
Jan 18, 2016 11:52:42 #
pappadeux wrote:
dead horse ? brings to mind the Hilderbeast 'Clinton'
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Jan 18, 2016 11:53:18 #
Parrothead wrote:
Chuck's a member of Congress. Still screwing people after all these years. :shock:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: That he is. Chuck Schumer :?: :twisted:
Jan 18, 2016 14:38:53 #
Jan 18, 2016 14:56:06 #
boatbob2 wrote:
Nope,Im thinking hes obozo in overalls.....
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