PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells her lover to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''

Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''

Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.

The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''

He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''

The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''

The lover looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''

jimahrens Loc: California

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son of witless

The funny thing is how often the first part happens in real life. Usually instead of being caught in the shower, police pick up a naked man running for his life down the street, with a few bruises.

Ray--Nashua NH Loc: NASHUA NH

wow Great LETS ALL GET NAKED AND ENJOY

bahmer

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Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Now that man would make a great politician... He can think on his feet...

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

But what was he previously thinking with? :mrgreen: :XD:

boatbob2

I knew a Colonels wife,that caught him,in their bed,with his tool where it shouldn't have been,I was dating his daughter (1961)I got to their house,to see all 3 of them running down the street bare butt naked (not the wife) she was chasing them with a PITCHFORK,I laughed til I cried....After that,everytime I saw the Colonel,I would snicker,his face would get BRIGHT RED,then he would threaten me,AND,I would tell him I was going to tell his wife,And she liked me,more than she liked him....