Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
Oct 5, 2013 11:28:57 #
A lawyer boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. He asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box from him and promised to place it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer. He proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say she was very annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took the crabs home and ate them.
** Lawyers are not as smart as they think, and blondes not as dumb as most think.
She took the box from him and promised to place it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer. He proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say she was very annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up, so she took the crabs home and ate them.
** Lawyers are not as smart as they think, and blondes not as dumb as most think.
Oct 5, 2013 18:37:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
A lawyer boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box... (show quote)
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