Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

This explains how beer makes you think better.




I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'. At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

After several beers, finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,


I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", the conclusion is obvious.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,"It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.

I rest my case.

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

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dwallace2015

Your thoughts run deep and pure and clear, a beer and a nap would solve many of the problems of the world. I however would add a bacon cheeseburger to the list before the nap.

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Yeas but there must be fry's and lots of sauce. Better add another six pack also. :lol: :oops: :thumbup:

Harpooner1

Well, the interaction between men and women is very intricate. For some men, the mere fact of having a beer, at any hour, means you choose beer over her. So, you can't have a beer. Unless you want to piss her off. But, if you clean the house, mow the lawn and tend to the garden BEFORE the football game and then have the time to do the laundry and also make the food for the party.....Well, I don't know....Do you deserve a beer? Hell yes!
Do women get a break and still find the ONE thing you didn't do? Yeah....But, we take it. Why? because we are not nearly as bad as you think...After all, you married us......

Loki Loc: Georgia

That's the problem with Californians. Deep thinking is impossible when you subsist on tofu burgers and alfalfa sprouts, and overpriced fru-fru drinks.

Harpooner1

Loki.....You have to count me out. I live in this land of Fruit and Nuts. I don't eat Tofu, but, I do farm my own vegetables. I loath the government of California. They have destroyed a great state. The liberals always slay the goose that lays the golden egg. Always.

Loki Loc: Georgia

To rephrase: "There's a good apple in every barrel." However, Mexifornia is a very large barrel, and the Oregon Coast has turned into a suburb of Sacramento.

Harpooner1

True....I have a farm in another country. I have not yet developed the land, but, it is viable for many crops. I can't do what I want here without government bringing numerous tax and regulation on me..And I just want to grow food!...

Owl32 Loc: ARK

I agree, but the other side never will. So face the facts that will be one more thing where deep thinking MEN lose the argument. But the beer I'll have another one and laugh about getting a kick in the nuts a long time ago.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Now, the real reason men ponder over a beer or a case~~ :wink:

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

That may be the dust to dust and ashes to ashes thing in reality huh. Guess we need more protein in our beer. :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

lololol, yup, lack of protein will do that for sure~You should petititon the brewery and stress how important that is to your well being............ :lol: :lol: :shock:

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

:thumbup: Our son brews his own beer and I have instructed him to include 10 grams of protein powder into each six pack he brews, that should help. :thumbup: :thumbup:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Niceeeeee, does he add protein?? Why don't the breweries add it?? I'm not a beer drinker, so asking..Does it alter the flavor that much? Is he putting on muscle mass using it if he does??

What is his alcohol % making his own, I'm curious??

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

does he add protein=No

Why don't the breweries add it?=Cost maybe but I don't know, I believe there is a small amount already in beer.

Does it alter the flavor that much?= Probably not but would depend on what type or flavor they used.

Is he putting on muscle mass using it if he does?= When he is not plastered to the floor yes, normally not so much.

I'm not a beer drinker, so asking.= Good to ask but I am a teetotaler so really not much help here. I quit drinking alcoholic beverages 30+ years ago. Never had a problem starting to drink but never knew when to stop either, one of those things I learned in the Navy. Join the Navy and ride the Waves they said, ya right the only waves I rode made me sea sick, I was so happy to head to Nam and small boats who cared about the bugs and crappy food.