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Jan 12, 2016 18:12:21   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..

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Jan 12, 2016 18:16:08   #
RWNJ
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


Hmmm...We'll have to redouble our efforts.

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Jan 12, 2016 18:39:22   #
maryla
 
Boy ain't that the t***h!!
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)

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Jan 12, 2016 19:16:58   #
gynojunkie
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


LOL!

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

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Jan 12, 2016 19:55:49   #
maryla
 
Cute although I'll never understand why the feckless Congress wouldn't impeach the POS

gynojunkie wrote:
LOL!

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
LOL! br br i One sunny day in January, 2017, an ... (show quote)

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Jan 12, 2016 20:08:12   #
RWNJ
 
gynojunkie wrote:
LOL!

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
LOL! br br i One sunny day in January, 2017, an ... (show quote)


Funny. But I have a sick feeling that Obama isn't going anywhere. He has proven, over and over again, that he doesn't respect the Constitution. He craves power above all else, and is committed to the destruction of America as we know it. I hope I'm wrong but I see martial law, then a dictatorship, in our future. If I'm wrong about that, he still wants to head the UN. He'll continue to screw America, and the entire world. The results will, most likely, be the same as if he had declared martial law and remained in office as President.

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Jan 12, 2016 20:18:36   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Perfect...


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gynojunkie wrote:
LOL!

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
LOL! br br i One sunny day in January, 2017, an ... (show quote)

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Jan 12, 2016 20:29:14   #
iFrank Loc: San Antonio
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


Too bad we can't send him back, now he really know too much. Time for a lobotomy and then some.Lol

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Jan 12, 2016 20:30:21   #
iFrank Loc: San Antonio
 
gynojunkie wrote:
LOL!

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
LOL! br br i One sunny day in January, 2017, an ... (show quote)


Love that one, smart salute.

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Jan 12, 2016 21:30:58   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
They Don't Want Him...

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iFrank wrote:
Too bad we can't send him back, now he really know too much. Time for a lobotomy and then some.Lol

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Jan 12, 2016 22:57:42   #
Cm4tablyNum Loc: Nastyville
 
Your the first-ever politically correct. .... ummm person I've encountered. I hear they are going to team up with their counterparts and ambush the Indians at the pass! Roy Rogers and Dell Evens are trying to strike a deal with the Indians to cut of the $10 minimums and sell packs of cigarettes for cost at the drive thru's. .... the Indians 're debating whether it will effect the price of tea in China. ......

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Jan 13, 2016 05:19:29   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


Some of us tried to warn folks - but no one was listening. Bruce Jenner or whoever the fu$k he is now, was just doing too much interesting stuff. :hunf:

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Jan 13, 2016 05:50:25   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


All so easy and yet we failed??? lol, it is funny Don... :thumbup:

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Jan 13, 2016 08:29:49   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it still funny...

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

lt's gonna get ugly, folks..
This is a 'redo' from a few years ago, I find it s... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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