RETW Loc: Washington

In the beginning, God created the heavens, Earth, and populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach. Green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives
Then using Gods great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Cream donuts. And Satan said
" you want chocolate with that? " Man said "yes". And woman said "as long as your at it, add some sprinkles".
And they gained ten pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said "try my fresh salad."
And Satan presented Thousand -Island dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened their belts following there repast.

God then said " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables,
and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried stake, so large, it needed its own platter. And man gained yet more weight, and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light fluffy white cake, and named it" Angel Food Cake". And said " it is good." Satan then created chocolate cake, and named it "Devils Food."

God then brought forth running shoes, so that his children might loose those extra pounds. And Satan gave TV with a remote control so man would not have to toil changing channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained more pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato. Naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them. And man gained still more pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. Satan then created McDonald's and its .99 cent double cheeseburger. Then said, " you want fries with that?" and man said "yes!" And supper size them. And Satan said, " this is good."

And man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created the quadruple by-pass surgery.
Then Satan created the Obama Health Care System
The end

RETW

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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:lol: :lol: :lol: At the beginning I wondered exactly where this was headed - and LOVED the ending. Thanks for a good chuckle!! :thumbup:

RETW Loc: Washington

Some times we all need to step back and have a good one.

faithistheword

Totally amusing--but isn't that what life is all about? You live--you eat--you die.

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

This was good, liked it and got a good chuckle.. Thanks, but I still cheer for the ACA....

Quizzal Loc: TN

Cute again. But nothing will replace the Tree of Life.