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Jan 11, 2016 11:44:07   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
slatten49 wrote:
Unlike Rufus, you know how to appreciate the start of a new day, Tasine. :D I hope it is a good one for you :!: Beautiful here.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I agree. Tasine is much sweeter than I am. I've got to leave in a few minutes and go to the dentist for an ex-ray. Keep up the good work slat. May the force be with you. :lol: :roll:

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Jan 11, 2016 11:47:07   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I agree. Tasine is much sweeter than I am. I've got to leave in a few minutes and go to the dentist for an ex-ray. Keep up the good work slat. May the force be with you. :lol: :roll:



Should your xray indicate a procedure is necessary, may your dental assistant be old and ugly, rather than young and beautiful, so you won't feel compelled to act like a he-man no matter how much it hurts. Why do you think most dentists HAVE good-looking assistants?

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Jan 11, 2016 11:52:34   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
Loki wrote:
Should your xray indicate a procedure is necessary, may your dental assistant be old and ugly, rather than young and beautiful, so you won't feel compelled to act like a he-man no matter how much it hurts. Why do you think most dentists HAVE good-looking assistants?
LOL

Never thought of that...

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Jan 11, 2016 12:13:38   #
73STNGLKABEE
 
Things that make you go hmmm?.........
slatten49 wrote:
Most people might agree that irony can play a significant part in their lives. They may share a birthday with a relative or a famous person, or may have gone to the same school once attended by celebrity or sports hero.

Irony can occur as a very benign "Oh, well, isn't that interesting?" feature in our world, all the way up to the shades of a conspiracy.

An example of an everyday routine ironic tidbit would be the fact that the pediatrician who delivered me into this world was Dr. Daniel (my first name). But what makes this an even more unusual situation is that the good doctor's first name was David (the same as my brother's first name).

Interesting, maybe; spooky, not really.

Probably one of the biggest spooky types of irony happened way back in 1963. Just mentioning the year should get most people of my generation a clue to where I'm going with this.

When President Kennedy's motorcade drove through downtown Dallas, Texas, early in the afternoon of Friday, Nov. 22, no one really knew what a giant list of coincidences was about to be set in motion.

If the Warren Commission is to be believed, Lee Harvey Oswald fired a rifle that k**led Kennedy while riding in his car traveling through Dealey Plaza.

Shortly after the president's assassination, people began to see the similarities (and some dissimilarities), between his life and death and that of a former chief executive, Abraham Lincoln.

Both men were shot in the back of the head on a Friday prior to a major holiday (Kennedy, Thanksgiving; Lincoln, Easter). And both men were accompanied by their wives at the time of their deaths.

Kennedy and Lincoln both were married while in their 30s to socialites who ironically, happened to speak fluent French.

In a turn of events, Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth, shot the president in a theater (Ford's Theater) then hid out in a warehouse (okay, so it was a barn). Meanwhile, Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse (the sixth floor of the Texas School book Depository), then later tried to hide in a (movie) theater.

The list of ironic coincidences between the two tragedies continued to grow as people dug a little deeper into the facts...

...Lincoln and Kennedy were both second children.

...Each was elected to the presidency in '60 (Lincoln, 1860; Kennedy, 1960).

...Each had a vice president with the last name Johnson (Lincoln,
Andrew; Kennedy, Lyndon). Each vice president had 13 letters in their first and last names, and each Johnson fathered two daughters.

...Ironically, both Johnsons were born in '08 (Andrew, 1808; Lyndon, 1908). And each Johnson was followed into their presidency by Republican elected in '68 (Ulysses S. Grant, 1968; Richard Nixon, 1968).

...Lincoln and Kennedy were each related to a U.S. Senator, an Attorney General, an ambassador to Great Britain, and the mayor of Boston.

...Each knew a friend named Billy Graham and Adlai Stevenson.

...Each assassin had 15 letters in their three names (Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth).

...After their deeds, Booth and Oswald were each k**led by a single bullet from a Colt revolver.

The list of ironic features to those two historical events goes on and on. I've only scratched the surface.

Another national (if not international) irony in history covers the flight of Apollo 13, an American space mission launched on April 11, 1970.

Whether you lived through the actual event or just saw the movie, you're aware that the flight proved to be nearly disastrous when an oxygen tank exploded on the command module two days into the mission.

Fortunately, the three astronauts were able to make it back to Earth safely, but in a very dramatic fashion.

Later, people speculated that the number 13 might have had something to do with this craft's demise. After all, tall buildings generally do't have a 13th floor (the elevator numbers go directly from 12th to 14th).

Then, trisksaidekaphobics (people who are afraid of the number 13) pointed out that the explosion actually occurred on April 13. And that the day of the launch was 04-11-70 (add all of the digits together and, voila, you get 13).

Others made a big deal out of the fact that the time of the launch was 1:13 p.m. (or,in military time...13:13).

Coincidence? Irony? A cruel joke from the heavens? No one knows, but it is interesting, right?

Well, consider this.

Dr. Jim Fix, a nationally known proponent of exercise who wrote the book, "The Complete Book of Running," died on July 20, 1984, while jogging.

Coincidence? Irony? Who's to say?

But irony in wh**ever form it takes, is an interesting component of life. And whether or not there'e an unlucky part to life, it might be a good thing not to do any major betting on a Friday the 13th.

I'm just saying.

Danny Hirt, Fredericksburg Standard-Radio Post, Fredericksburg, Texas...01-06-16.
Most people might agree that irony can play a sign... (show quote)

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Jan 11, 2016 12:34:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Loki wrote:
Should your xray indicate a procedure is necessary, may your dental assistant be old and ugly, rather than young and beautiful, so you won't feel compelled to act like a he-man no matter how much it hurts. Why do you think most dentists HAVE good-looking assistants?

I couldn't wait to get out of the dentist's office a few days ago. His assistant must have been picked by his wife. She looked like the woman who played the mother in both 'Goonies' and 'Throw Momma From The Train.' :shock: Forget the gums & teeth...my eyes needed to be anesthetized. :lol:

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Jan 11, 2016 15:06:58   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Loki wrote:
Should your xray indicate a procedure is necessary, may your dental assistant be old and ugly, rather than young and beautiful, so you won't feel compelled to act like a he-man no matter how much it hurts. Why do you think most dentists HAVE good-looking assistants?


Thanks for your love and genuine concern Loki. So far so good. Good news- they only took an x-ray. Bad news- I have to call a different doctor and schedule a root canal. In the meantime I must take antibiotics and pain pills. I plan on hiring a couple of strippers to go with me when the time comes. Thanks and God bless. :mrgreen:

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Jan 11, 2016 15:08:28   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
slatten49 wrote:
I couldn't wait to get out of the dentist's office a few days ago. His assistant must have been picked by his wife. She looked like the woman who played the mother in both 'Goonies' and 'Throw Momma From The Train.' :shock: Forget the gums & teeth...my eyes needed to be anesthetized. :lol:


Ouch. God bless you my son.



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Jan 11, 2016 18:03:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Well, my husband's birthday is the 13th and some years back on his b-day, we both lost our jobs!!

But, you still have each other :!: :thumbup:

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Jan 11, 2016 18:05:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Really tediously perverse, isn't it....

What, the story, or Loki :?: :mrgreen:

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Jan 11, 2016 18:29:51   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
What, the story, or Loki :?: :mrgreen:


Well now, we know tedious would never be a word used to describe Loki. Maybe creatively perverse, but never tedious. :roll: :mrgreen:

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Jan 11, 2016 18:50:41   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Searching wrote:
Well now, we know tedious would never be a word used to describe Loki. Maybe creatively perverse, but never tedious. :roll: :mrgreen:


I told you I am changing. Since Obama seems intent on pursuing his g****r neutral society, I have decided to start having PMS every month. All month long. Think of it as my modest contribution to the Prevaricator-in-Chief's agenda.

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Jan 11, 2016 18:57:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Loki wrote:
I told you I am changing. Since Obama seems intent on pursuing his g****r neutral society, I have decided to start having PMS every month. All month long. Think of it as my modest contribution to the Prevaricator-in-Chief's agenda.

Modesty becomes you. :mrgreen:

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Jan 11, 2016 18:58:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Well now, we know tedious would never be a word used to describe Loki. Maybe creatively perverse, but never tedious. :roll: :mrgreen:

I would have to agree on both counts. :wink: :thumbup:

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Jan 11, 2016 19:25:20   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Loki wrote:
I told you I am changing. Since Obama seems intent on pursuing his g****r neutral society, I have decided to start having PMS every month. All month long. Think of it as my modest contribution to the Prevaricator-in-Chief's agenda.


Me too Loki. I have cramps. I am bloated. I feel so unattractive. Nobody loves me. I just want to stay in bed and cry. :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( But thank God, this seems to only happen once a month. I feel bad for my girlfriend. I blurt out horrible things to her that I don't really mean. If you tell me the wall is painted white, I will argue and tell you it is grey. What is wrong with me? do you ever get hot flashes?

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Jan 11, 2016 19:28:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Rufus wrote:
Me too Loki. I have cramps. I am bloated. I feel so unattractive. Nobody loves me. I just want to stay in bed and cry. :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(


:lol:

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