Little Johnny's Pray...
Little Johnny's Pray:
Never Force Children To Pray...PRICELESS!
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replied.
Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,"
said his father.
"Okay, the boy said".
"Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry.
And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work.
AMEN"
Dinner Was Cancelled.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Little Johnny's Pray:
Never Force Children To Pray...PRICELESS!
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replied.
Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,"
said his father.
"Okay, the boy said".
"Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry.
And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work.
AMEN"
Dinner Was Cancelled.
Little Johnny's Pray: br br Never Force Children ... (
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Very funny but not a group of people I want to know. "Father forgive them" and thank the child for getting them back on the straight and narrow.
It's a Joke... Somethings Are Just Funny, let them be...
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no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny but not a group of people I want to know. "Father forgive them" and thank the child for getting them back on the straight and narrow.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
It's a Joke... Somethings Are Just Funny, let them be...
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You know, I thought you had spied on the people next door to us in Chicago, and you were reporting on them.
Yes it was funny in a sordid sort of way. Guess I wasn't in the mood for that today.
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