Big Bass wrote:
Australian Telephone Operator : " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"
Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"
Australian Telephone Operator : "Bummer!"
Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate.
Ouch. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: