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Jan 7, 2016 10:52:19   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??



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Jan 7, 2016 10:57:20   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart Man!!!

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Jan 7, 2016 11:05:11   #
Big Bass
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart Man!!!


Dumb game warden. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 7, 2016 11:07:06   #
bylm1-Bernie
 
Big Bass wrote:
Dumb game warden. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Old joke. Still funny as heck.

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Jan 7, 2016 11:25:47   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Big Bass wrote:
Dumb game warden. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Those are some of the most powerful police on the planet. I just say yes sir and no sir. 8-) 8-) 8-)

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Jan 7, 2016 11:38:52   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
Rufus wrote:
Those are some of the most powerful police on the planet. I just say yes sir and no sir. 8-) 8-) 8-)


Those are becoming some of the only true police on the planet with all the stand down queens and corrupted apes we are getting in some major cities and now even small town USA. D********g what is happening with Americas police and the BO machine at work.

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Jan 7, 2016 11:48:58   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Those are becoming some of the only true police on the planet with all the stand down queens and corrupted apes we are getting in some major cities and now even small town USA. D********g what is happening with Americas police and the BO machine at work.


Unfortunately I have to agree with you. But when the s**t hits the fan most police and military are Americans with parents, brothers, sisters, kids, etc. I believe most of them will stand with the people and against this govt. Let us pray that is the case.

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Jan 7, 2016 11:53:30   #
CowboyMilt
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart Man!!!


ROFLMAO....IT REALLY HIT MY FUNNY BONE...GOOD!!!

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Jan 7, 2016 12:03:29   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
Rufus wrote:
Unfortunately I have to agree with you. But when the s**t hits the fan most police and military are Americans with parents, brothers, sisters, kids, etc. I believe most of them will stand with the people and against this govt. Let us pray that is the case.


The wife was reading something on the net last night concerning Harney County Oregon where a Spec Ops military unit is supposed to go in and clear out the terrorist stand off once and for all. We then lost the page never to be found again for some reason unknown to us. I sincerely hope this was phony hype and the military does not violate Constitutional law and Military Code of Justice by illegally sticking their nose in this situation as the outcome will not be good for anyone.

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Jan 7, 2016 12:07:19   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
CowboyMilt wrote:
ROFLMAO....IT REALLY HIT MY FUNNY BONE...GOOD!!!


:thumbup: It is too funny. Wardens and Rangers are serious. When I was young I dated a girl who had graduated High School but could not read. She was dyslexic. We were riding separate jet skis. We came near the marina and she did not read the " no wake " sign. I was yelling , " no wake, slow down. " She just laughed. Of course the Park Ranger gave me the ticket. That was before women demanded e******y. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jan 7, 2016 12:11:29   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Onelostdog wrote:
The wife was reading something on the net last night concerning Harney County Oregon where a Spec Ops military unit is supposed to go in and clear out the terrorist stand off once and for all. We then lost the page never to be found again for some reason unknown to us. I sincerely hope this was phony hype and the military does not violate Constitutional law and Military Code of Justice by illegally sticking their nose in this situation as the outcome will not be good for anyone.


:thumbup: Me too.

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Jan 7, 2016 12:41:15   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


Too good :thumbup:

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Jan 7, 2016 13:44:26   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Smart Man!!!


That he was. :mrgreen:

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Jan 7, 2016 13:46:18   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
the waker wrote:
Too good :thumbup:


Thanks. :D

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Jan 8, 2016 08:09:01   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: just shows fishermen are smarter than the wardens~~~ :lol:

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