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Jan 6, 2016 13:35:30   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...

My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.

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Jan 6, 2016 13:46:22   #
JimMe
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...

My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


And was the Researcher's next question, "May I ask, do you purchase the small, Medium. or LARGE jar of Vaseline?!?"

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Jan 6, 2016 13:46:58   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...

My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


Now that is one fine punch line, Elwood. I just have to wonder how many people have found such a novel use for Vaseline.

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Jan 6, 2016 13:58:08   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Now that is not nasty, but funny, however I know nasty. Years ago we had a used car dealer ( they all are not bad, I was one for 50 yr's plus) This guy named 'Rudy' was 50 some and liked young males and always had one in his presence. After a while we started to refer him as Tootin Rudy . In these modern times he would be keeping company with Sheriff ' Joe in the county clink wearing iron pants. I also recall a famous movie star, don't rightfully recall his name, but I believe it was Rudy Vaselino.

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Jan 6, 2016 14:30:50   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
JimMe wrote:
And was the Researcher's next question, "May I ask, do you purchase the small, Medium. or LARGE jar of Vaseline?!?"


:lol: :lol: Hold that thought. :mrgreen:

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Jan 6, 2016 14:31:32   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
oldroy wrote:
Now that is one fine punch line, Elwood. I just have to wonder how many people have found such a novel use for Vaseline.


:lol: :lol: I bet not too many. :shock:

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Jan 6, 2016 14:32:31   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
pappadeux wrote:
Now that is not nasty, but funny, however I know nasty. Years ago we had a used car dealer ( they all are not bad, I was one for 50 yr's plus) This guy named 'Rudy' was 50 some and liked young males and always had one in his presence. After a while we started to refer him as Tootin Rudy . In these modern times he would be keeping company with Sheriff ' Joe in the county clink wearing iron pants. I also recall a famous movie star, don't rightfully recall his name, but I believe it was Rudy Vaselino.
Now that is not nasty, but funny, however I know n... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: Now that is nasty. :shock:

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Jan 6, 2016 15:13:30   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
I thought this tread might have something to do with the IRS. BOHICA. Bend Over Here It Comes Again. :shock:

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Jan 6, 2016 15:44:28   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...

My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)




ROFLMAO!!!!
Finally, a safe use for a non-water-based lubricant!

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Jan 6, 2016 16:00:27   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
I thought this tread might have something to do with the IRS. BOHICA. Bend Over Here It Comes Again. :shock:


Nah, the IRS is not that sophisticated. It's bare back all the way. :shock: :hunf: :XD: :XD:

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Jan 6, 2016 16:00:45   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
PaulPisces wrote:
ROFLMAO!!!!
Finally, a safe use for a non-water-based lubricant!


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 7, 2016 11:17:01   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...

My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A ma... (show quote)


:lol: :thumbup: Why didn't I think of that?

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Jan 7, 2016 14:58:06   #
boatbob2
 
Heck, my body makes its own slippery stuff........

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Jan 7, 2016 15:00:09   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Heck, my body makes its own slippery stuff........


TOO MUCH INFORMATION :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Jan 7, 2016 17:31:55   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: Why didn't I think of that?


:lol: :lol:

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