Sex in New Zealand.
Jan 6, 2016 12:23:16 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that New Zealand men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Polish men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates ..... as none of us had any idea we were Polish.
Note: the "me" is not me. I am originally a Springbok so am more in line with the Kiwis. Elwood. :mrgreen:
Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that New Zealand men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Polish men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my mates ..... as none of us had any idea we were Polish.
Note: the "me" is not me. I am originally a Springbok so am more in line with the Kiwis. Elwood. :mrgreen:
Jan 6, 2016 12:26:05 #
Jan 6, 2016 12:30:11 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stat... (show quote)
:lol: I didn't know Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters counted. :D
Jan 6, 2016 12:56:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stat... (show quote)
So much for Polish sausage. :lol:
Jan 6, 2016 13:24:03 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stat... (show quote)
HEY, HEY ,HEY!!!!! I will have you know my last name ends in SKI, and if my people were not so often victims of their own stupididty i might have disagreed with that statistic, but alas.......we are polocks.
:D
Jan 6, 2016 14:04:44 #
Jan 6, 2016 14:05:33 #
Big Bass wrote:
:lol: I didn't know Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters counted. :D
:lol: :lol: Many a year since I had to resort to that. :mrgreen:
Jan 6, 2016 14:05:49 #
Jan 6, 2016 14:06:26 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
HEY, HEY ,HEY!!!!! I will have you know my last name ends in SKI, and if my people were not so often victims of their own stupididty i might have disagreed with that statistic, but alas.......we are polocks.
:D
:D
:lol: :lol: Now that is a damned shame Willy . :mrgreen:
Jan 6, 2016 14:31:01 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Now that is a damned shame Willy . :mrgreen:
But hey....we got sausage :shock:
Jan 6, 2016 14:41:47 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
But hey....we got sausage :shock:
Now Willy, are you boasting? The Mexicans call it Chorizo. :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
Jan 6, 2016 14:45:18 #
Elwood wrote:
Now Willy, are you boasting? The Mexicans call it Chorizo. :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
Busted again....damn it!
Jan 6, 2016 14:50:24 #
Elwood wrote:
Now Willy, are you boasting? The Mexicans call it Chorizo. :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
That would be SALAMI. :D
Jan 6, 2016 15:39:45 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Stat... (show quote)
Hey. I'm married, so of course don't have sex at all!
Jan 6, 2016 15:46:51 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Hey. I'm married, so of course don't have sex at all!
C'mon now,,,every married couple has at least hallway sex :-D
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