Chinese wisdom
Jan 6, 2016 12:04:24 #
The Chinese have also given us valuable things to think about in daily life:
- Its better to be p*ssed off than be p*ssed on.
- A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
- A passionate kiss, similarly to a spiders web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
- The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble just one prick and its all gone.
- In addition, while it takes many nails to build a crib, it takes just one screw to fill it.
Now here are a few words of advice for women. Say "A woman who..." before reading out these:
...sits on a jockeys lap gets a hot tip.
...sits on a judges lap gets an honorable discharge.
...goes camping must beware any evil intent.
...goes to a mans apartment for a snack might get a tit bit.
- Its better to be p*ssed off than be p*ssed on.
- A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.
- A passionate kiss, similarly to a spiders web, leads to the undoing of the fly.
- The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble just one prick and its all gone.
- In addition, while it takes many nails to build a crib, it takes just one screw to fill it.
Now here are a few words of advice for women. Say "A woman who..." before reading out these:
...sits on a jockeys lap gets a hot tip.
...sits on a judges lap gets an honorable discharge.
...goes camping must beware any evil intent.
...goes to a mans apartment for a snack might get a tit bit.
Jan 6, 2016 13:07:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Elwood wrote:
The Chinese have also given us valuable things to ... (show quote)
Aaah, so. :wink:
Jan 6, 2016 14:18:45 #
Jan 6, 2016 16:07:29 #
Elwood wrote:
The Chinese have also given us valuable things to ... (show quote)
Confucius was the most logical intelligent human to ever exist and like Murphy will always exist.
Jan 6, 2016 16:11:26 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Confucius was the most logical intelligent human to ever exist and like Murphy will always exist.
Yes indeed. :mrgreen:
Jan 6, 2016 16:11:38 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Confucius was the most logical intelligent human to ever exist and like Murphy will always exist.
I thought about changing my name to Murphy since all of the laws seem to apply to me. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Jan 6, 2016 17:27:52 #
Parrothead wrote:
I thought about changing my name to Murphy since all of the laws seem to apply to me. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Be careful there Parrot as some of those laws even you may not want connected to your name. Murphy wasn't always such a nice guy. 8-) :lol: ;-)
Jan 7, 2016 08:40:36 #
Elwood wrote:
The Chinese have also given us valuable things to ... (show quote)
Woman who.....springs on any spring this spring get offspring next spring.
Jan 7, 2016 10:27:37 #
This is an 'oldie' Maybe if your an old timer you may remember... " Lady who fly air plane upside down have crack up"
Jan 7, 2016 11:12:22 #
jer48
Loc: perris ca
pappadeux wrote:
This is an 'oldie' Maybe if your an old timer you may remember... " Lady who fly air plane upside down have crack up"
or what the china men named his r****ded kid some ting wong
Jan 7, 2016 12:57:23 #
rjoeholl wrote:
Woman who.....springs on any spring this spring get offspring next spring.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 7, 2016 12:58:09 #
pappadeux wrote:
This is an 'oldie' Maybe if your an old timer you may remember... " Lady who fly air plane upside down have crack up"
I thought it was hairy crack up. :lol: :lol:
Jan 7, 2016 14:05:11 #
jer48
Loc: perris ca
Elwood wrote:
I thought it was hairy crack up. :lol: :lol:
it was he was trying to be polite
Jan 7, 2016 18:55:49 #
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