A Senior Pre-nuptial Agreement.
Jan 3, 2016 13:29:40 #
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
Jan 3, 2016 13:59:22 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Jan 3, 2016 14:52:52 #
Jan 3, 2016 15:10:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
Any day of the week is fine with me...weakly, of course. :mrgreen:
Jan 3, 2016 16:12:12 #
Jan 3, 2016 16:43:33 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
slatten49 wrote:
Life is not fair to men. We stay good looking but in the end all we have left is food.Any day of the week is fine with me...weakly, of course. :mrgreen:
Jan 3, 2016 16:43:33 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
slatten49 wrote:
Life is not fair to men. We stay good looking but in the end all we have left is food.Any day of the week is fine with me...weakly, of course. :mrgreen:
Jan 3, 2016 16:44:59 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
okie don wrote:
Yep had em coming and going mostly comingOhhhh the good old days... lol's
:XD:
Jan 3, 2016 17:27:28 #
Jan 3, 2016 18:01:17 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
okie don wrote:
" Life does not begin at 40 for he who went 60 at 20" (:
:thumbup: :-(
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