The Estate
Dec 30, 2015 16:13:33 #
Going the e-mail route. :lol: :lol:
The Estate
DOUG SMITH IS ON HIS DEATHBED AND KNOWS THE END IS NEAR. HIS NURSE, HIS WIFE, HIS DAUGHTER AND TWO SONS, ARE WITH HIM. HE ASKS FOR TWO WITNESSES TO BE PRESENT AND A CAMCORDER TO RECORD HIS
LAST WISHES. WHEN ALL IS READY, HE BEGINS TO SPEAK:
"MY SON BERNIE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE MAYFAIR HOUSES."
"MY DAUGHTER SYBIL, YOU TAKE THE APARTMENTS ON THE EAST END."
"MY SON, JAMIE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE OFFICES IN THE CITY CENTRE."
"SARAH, MY DEAR WIFE, PLEASE TAKE ALL THE RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS ON THE BANKS OF THE RIVER."
THE NURSE AND WITNESSES ARE BLOWN AWAY, SHOCKED BY THE EXTENT of HIS
HOLDINGS, AS MR. SMITH SLIPS AWAY. THE NURSE TURNS TO MRS. SMITH and SAYS,
"MRS. SMITH, YOUR HUSBAND MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY HARD-WORKING MAN TO ACCUMULATE ALL THIS PROPERTY FOR HIS FAMILY."
SARAH REPLIES, "WHAT PROPERTY? THE ASSHOLE HAD A PAPER ROUTE!"
The Estate
DOUG SMITH IS ON HIS DEATHBED AND KNOWS THE END IS NEAR. HIS NURSE, HIS WIFE, HIS DAUGHTER AND TWO SONS, ARE WITH HIM. HE ASKS FOR TWO WITNESSES TO BE PRESENT AND A CAMCORDER TO RECORD HIS
LAST WISHES. WHEN ALL IS READY, HE BEGINS TO SPEAK:
"MY SON BERNIE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE MAYFAIR HOUSES."
"MY DAUGHTER SYBIL, YOU TAKE THE APARTMENTS ON THE EAST END."
"MY SON, JAMIE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE OFFICES IN THE CITY CENTRE."
"SARAH, MY DEAR WIFE, PLEASE TAKE ALL THE RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS ON THE BANKS OF THE RIVER."
THE NURSE AND WITNESSES ARE BLOWN AWAY, SHOCKED BY THE EXTENT of HIS
HOLDINGS, AS MR. SMITH SLIPS AWAY. THE NURSE TURNS TO MRS. SMITH and SAYS,
"MRS. SMITH, YOUR HUSBAND MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY HARD-WORKING MAN TO ACCUMULATE ALL THIS PROPERTY FOR HIS FAMILY."
SARAH REPLIES, "WHAT PROPERTY? THE ASSHOLE HAD A PAPER ROUTE!"
Dec 30, 2015 16:23:31 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail route. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Why do I see a turf war in their future? :shock:
Dec 30, 2015 16:50:07 #
Dec 30, 2015 17:33:46 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail route. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dec 30, 2015 17:36:08 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Dec 30, 2015 20:47:58 #
Dec 30, 2015 20:53:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: Good-un, Elwood :!: :thumbup:
Thanks Slats. :lol: :lol:
Dec 31, 2015 11:32:21 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail route. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That is a good one.
Dec 31, 2015 16:07:00 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That is a good one.
Thanks Rufus and Happy New Year. :-D
Dec 31, 2015 16:36:54 #
Elwood wrote:
Thanks Rufus and Happy New Year. :-D
Happy New Year to you too Oh Beaked One. :thumbup:
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