A Few Laugher's
Dec 24, 2015 19:16:36 #
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...
While those inside are desperate to come out.
Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor: "How's your headache?"
Patient: "She's out of town."
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that - the slide show begins....
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Wives are magicians...
They can change anything into an argument.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...
...the rest get married and wonder what happened!
Q- Why can't women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
Q: How can you save a dying woman?
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere.
Q: If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful Life, compared to men. Do you want to know why?
A very smart man replied: Women don't have a wife!
While those inside are desperate to come out.
Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor: "How's your headache?"
Patient: "She's out of town."
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that - the slide show begins....
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Wives are magicians...
They can change anything into an argument.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...
...the rest get married and wonder what happened!
Q- Why can't women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
Q: How can you save a dying woman?
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere.
Q: If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful Life, compared to men. Do you want to know why?
A very smart man replied: Women don't have a wife!
Dec 24, 2015 20:18:17 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting ou... (show quote)
As women seem to be a problem for you, I can, MOST ASSUREDLY cancel your celebratory day at the upcoming event.
Oh, the reason women live longer is because....
Dec 24, 2015 20:23:58 #
AuntiE wrote:
As women seem to be a problem for you, I can, MOST ASSUREDLY cancel your celebratory day at the upcoming event.
Oh, the reason women live longer is because....
Oh, the reason women live longer is because....
That is because women are NEVER wrong, right? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: snicker, snicker, tee hee, tee hee hee.
Dec 24, 2015 20:31:15 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is because women are NEVER wrong, right? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: snicker, snicker, tee hee, tee hee hee.
I am often wrong. In fact, I was wrong about you. :idea: :hunf:
Dec 24, 2015 20:36:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am often wrong. In fact, I was wrong about you. :idea: :hunf:
I don't think so.
Dec 25, 2015 05:48:59 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I don't think so.
She wins.
We were taught growing up, that when a man obtains a wife he obtains a good thing. But apparantly, you & God are on a seperate page.
Good day.
Dec 25, 2015 12:54:28 #
jaydee wrote:
She wins.
We were taught growing up, that when a man obtains a wife he obtains a good thing. But apparantly, you & God are on a seperate page.
Good day.
We were taught growing up, that when a man obtains a wife he obtains a good thing. But apparantly, you & God are on a seperate page.
Good day.
One never is on the right page with a member of the female g****r.
Dec 25, 2015 13:49:42 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am often wrong. In fact, I was wrong about you. :idea: :hunf:
Ouch.
Dec 25, 2015 13:52:14 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting ou... (show quote)
I would be laughing with you. But, since Auntie is nearby, I am laughing at you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Forgive me Catdaddy, but it is Christmas and I am not quite ready to die. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Dec 25, 2015 15:46:25 #
Rufus wrote:
I would be laughing with you. But, since Auntie is nearby, I am laughing at you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Forgive me Catdaddy, but it is Christmas and I am not quite ready to die. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Believe me, I can relate to your feelings.
Dec 25, 2015 16:05:51 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Believe me, I can relate to your feelings.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Her guillotine is what finally convinced me and reduced me to a little frightened child. :oops: :oops: :oops: What can I say?
Dec 25, 2015 16:23:22 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Her guillotine is what finally convinced me and reduced me to a little frightened child. :oops: :oops: :oops: What can I say?
It does have that effect upon one.
Dec 25, 2015 16:38:55 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It does have that effect upon one.
Boy, I'll say. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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