A visit to the Jewelry Store.
Dec 24, 2015 14:38:32 #
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.
Moral of the story: Not All Seniors Are Senile
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.
Moral of the story: Not All Seniors Are Senile
Dec 24, 2015 15:06:59 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry ... (show quote)
The duel of the fraudulent man and the money grubbing prostitute. He won this time--but wait!!!
Dec 24, 2015 18:09:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry ... (show quote)
Well, Salty, I know that you are not balding. :lol:
Dec 24, 2015 18:12:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, Salty, I know that you are not balding. :lol:
Thinning, but not balding thank goodness, at least not yet.
Dec 25, 2015 09:53:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 25, 2015 12:08:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I just wish you had taught me this years ago. Think of all the missed opportunities.
Dec 25, 2015 13:10:29 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I just wish you had taught me this years ago. Think of all the missed opportunities.
Yep, too soon oldt und too late shmart.
Dec 25, 2015 13:18:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, too soon oldt und too late shmart.
Life is not fair. :| :| :|
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