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Continuing AuntiE's painting experiences
Dec 23, 2015 10:30:51   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
Ashley, not being overly bright decided to give our friend AuntiE another chance to show her talents with a paint brush. He hired her to paint his kitchen cabinets.

He was surprised to find her working diligently, but was confused when he noticed she was evidently wearing her bikini with a heavy ski jacket covered with a winter fur coat over it.

He with all proper Southern manners asked AuntiE the purpose of wearing all the winter coats during July in Georgia? And questioned if she was not very hot.

AuntiE replied.... "Yes, I am, but the instructions clearly state to cover with two coats."
:roll: :oops: :lol:



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Dec 23, 2015 10:40:34   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
That episode reminded me of the definition of "Eternity."

Eternity; can be described as being when four women driving four different Audi's, all in different colors, all arrive simultaneously at a four way intersection with each lane displaying stop signs.

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Dec 24, 2015 11:22:48   #
DamnYANKEE
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Ashley, not being overly bright decided to give our friend AuntiE another chance to show her talents with a paint brush. He hired her to paint his kitchen cabinets.

He was surprised to find her working diligently, but was confused when he noticed she was evidently wearing her bikini with a heavy ski jacket covered with a winter fur coat over it.

He with all proper Southern manners asked AuntiE the purpose of wearing all the winter coats during July in Georgia? And questioned if she was not very hot.

AuntiE replied.... "Yes, I am, but the instructions clearly state to cover with two coats."
:roll: :oops: :lol:
b Ashley, not being overly bright decided to give... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: YUP . Lotsa THAT goin rounds these days . HATS on Backwards Disease , Started by I***T KNEE GROWS . GO FIGURE :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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