Elwood Loc: Florida

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.

The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.

Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up.

The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving.

The security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!"

The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU I***T! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"

Rufus Loc: Deep South

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Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

:thumbup: :thumbup: I am going to get myself in a lot of trouble for this but I just have to send this one on. I'll just say the devil made me do it and people will know where it really came from. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Another oldie, but still a goodie. :thumbup:

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

I had not heard it before but I'm LMAO. Good one Elwood. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

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Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Way to go pardner. :mrgreen:

Elwood Loc: Florida

One of the advantages, or is it disadvantages, of age is that the recycles are remembered and still considered funny. :mrgreen: ;-)

Elwood Loc: Florida

Thanks mate. :-D

RETW Loc: Washington

Now that's funny

Good one.

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Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Thanks.

angery american Loc: Georgia

lololol...Now that was a litttttttllllllleeeee naughty...BUT I LIKED IT.....lol

Elwood Loc: Florida

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katgiles

Here is another blonde joke...you may have heard it.

A blonde was in a bar watching tv. On the news, a man was up on the ledge of a building threatening to jump while the people down below were begging him not to do it. But, the man jumped to his death.

The next night the blonde went back to the bar and the same story was on the news. The blonde told everyone in the bar that she'd bet $1,000,000 that he wouldn't jump. Everyone in the room took her up on the bet. Finally, just as the night before, the man jumped to his death.

The blonde had to pay up. Someone asked her why she was so foolish to make that bet. She replied that he'd done it the night before, and she didn't think he'd be stupid enough to do it again.

Elwood Loc: Florida

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