Blonde joke
Dec 21, 2015 18:31:09 #
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"
Dec 21, 2015 18:35:12 #
Elwood wrote:
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wan... (show quote)
The moral of the story is : Blondes have more fun, but they don't live as long. :roll: :roll: :roll:
Dec 21, 2015 18:35:27 #
Dec 21, 2015 18:46:28 #
Dec 21, 2015 18:49:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
I gather the blonde was a whirlybird-brain. :mrgreen:
I wonder if she had jolly giants. :oops:And I hope they were not green.
Dec 21, 2015 19:11:15 #
Elwood wrote:
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wan... (show quote)
GROOOOOAN :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: snicker
Dec 21, 2015 20:42:04 #
Elwood wrote:
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wan... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2015 20:45:38 #
Rufus wrote:
The moral of the story is : Blondes have more fun, but they don't live as long. :roll: :roll: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2015 20:46:07 #
lindajoy wrote:
You be bad again~~~ :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Moi? :shock: ;-) :lol: :lol:
Dec 21, 2015 20:46:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
I gather the blonde was a whirlybird-brain. :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2015 20:47:24 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
GROOOOOAN :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: snicker
:lol: :lol: Sounds true to me. :twisted:
Dec 21, 2015 20:47:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Glad you liked it Poppa. :lol: :lol:
Dec 21, 2015 21:12:19 #
Please don't let her fly drones. We're getting enough bad publicity. :roll:
Dec 21, 2015 21:22:27 #
Parrothead wrote:
Please don't let her fly drones. We're getting enough bad publicity. :roll:
Why, are you a drone? :mrgreen: :hunf: :P :XD:
Dec 21, 2015 21:46:37 #
Parrothead wrote:
Please don't let her fly drones. We're getting enough bad publicity. :roll:
Any drone that flies over my property will be shot down. :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
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