Let's Be Happy While We're Here...
Dec 21, 2015 14:52:19 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Ha ha ha... Perfect, there's another smart ass just like I was, WAS... Don D.
STUDENT WHO GOT 0%
I think he should have received an A. After all He/She did apply logic.
STUDENT WHO GOT 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!
Each answer is grammatically correct and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor, (a Democrat no doubt! Don D.).
Q1: In which battle did King Richard III die?
A1: His last battle!
Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A2: At the bottom of the page!
Q3: River Ravi flows in which state?
A3: Liquid!
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
A4: Marriage!
Q5: What is the main reason for failure?
A5: Exams!
Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A6: Lunch & dinner!
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A7: The other half!
Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A8: Wet!
Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A9: No problem, he sleeps at night!
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10: You will never find an elephant that has one hand!
Q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A11: Very large hands!
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A12: No time at all, the wall is already built!
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Spread some laughter, share the cheer.
Let's Be Happy While We Here... Don D. :lol: :) :D :P :XD: :roll: :thumbup:
STUDENT WHO GOT 0%
I think he should have received an A. After all He/She did apply logic.
STUDENT WHO GOT 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!
Each answer is grammatically correct and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor, (a Democrat no doubt! Don D.).
Q1: In which battle did King Richard III die?
A1: His last battle!
Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A2: At the bottom of the page!
Q3: River Ravi flows in which state?
A3: Liquid!
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
A4: Marriage!
Q5: What is the main reason for failure?
A5: Exams!
Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A6: Lunch & dinner!
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A7: The other half!
Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A8: Wet!
Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A9: No problem, he sleeps at night!
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10: You will never find an elephant that has one hand!
Q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A11: Very large hands!
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A12: No time at all, the wall is already built!
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Spread some laughter, share the cheer.
Let's Be Happy While We Here... Don D. :lol: :) :D :P :XD: :roll: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2015 14:54:52 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ha ha ha... Perfect, there's another smart ass jus... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2015 15:02:16 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ha ha ha... Perfect, there's another smart ass jus... (show quote)
:lol: Those were some good answers. :lol:
Dec 22, 2015 05:37:19 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ha ha ha... Perfect, there's another smart ass jus... (show quote)
Actually he is brilliant~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 22, 2015 11:32:07 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Like I said he was in a cranky Liberals Class... ;)
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lindajoy wrote:
Actually he is brilliant~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 22, 2015 13:50:49 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ha ha ha... Perfect, there's another smart ass jus... (show quote)
Good post Don. Thanks :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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