Male or Female
Dec 21, 2015 09:27:10 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Male or Female ?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
Dec 21, 2015 10:18:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I can't decide whether to be amused or disheartened. :roll: :lol: The Sgt. Major is still smiling. :hunf:
Dec 21, 2015 12:26:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
I can't decide whether to be amused or disheartened. :roll: :lol: The Sgt. Major is still smiling. :hunf:
I trust she doesn't smile at you the way AuntiE does while wielding one of her weapons.
Dec 21, 2015 13:14:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
I trust she doesn't smile at you the way AuntiE does while wielding one of her weapons.
No. AuntiE's smile is pure eeevil...personified. :shock:
:lol:
Dec 21, 2015 14:10:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
No. AuntiE's smile is pure eeevil...personified. :shock:
:lol:
:lol:
i cannot comment on that. It would endanger my receipt of White Chocolate. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD:
Dec 21, 2015 14:12:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
i cannot comment on that. It would endanger my receipt of White Chocolate. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD:
Concern over her reaction diminished you to 'i' instead of 'I :?:' :shock: Now, I am even more terrified of the 'E' woman. :oops:
Dec 21, 2015 14:21:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
Concern over her reaction diminished you to 'i' instead of 'I :?:' :shock: Now, I am even more terrified of the 'E' woman. :oops:
I see you caught it, and yes, you should be. :roll: :shock: :-o
Dec 22, 2015 13:48:16 #
no propaganda please wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good job NPP. Those are great. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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