What would you do?
Dec 17, 2015 09:48:13 #
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabby replies, 'Me? I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabby replies, 'Me? I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'
Dec 17, 2015 10:04:17 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man returns home a day early from a business tri... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dec 17, 2015 10:04:59 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man returns home a day early from a business tri... (show quote)
Hmmm . uhh , Maybe , Join In ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dec 17, 2015 10:22:13 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man returns home a day early from a business tri... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one PG. I believe you are giving Elwood a run for his money.
Dec 17, 2015 10:29:37 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one PG. I believe you are giving Elwood a run for his money.
Then I will do as he does and thank everyone individually for for their response.
Thank you Rufus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 17, 2015 11:14:29 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Then I will do as he does and thank everyone individually for for their response.
Thank you Rufus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thank you Rufus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: That he does. Elwood is a good ole boy. :thumbup:
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