An old joke but still brings giggles
Dec 16, 2015 19:39:27 #
Why Teachers Drink
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are
genuine answers (from 18 year olds) Added by Ellis: And some people are
proposing that 16 year olds be able to v**e!!
Q. Name the four seasons?
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are e******ns?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an e******n
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now ,
there is little hop
Q... What happens to your body as you age?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
(So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A.. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels:
A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That
would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
And last but not least
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches
puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now weâre
getting somewhere)
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are
genuine answers (from 18 year olds) Added by Ellis: And some people are
proposing that 16 year olds be able to v**e!!
Q. Name the four seasons?
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are e******ns?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an e******n
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now ,
there is little hop
Q... What happens to your body as you age?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
(So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A.. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels:
A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That
would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
And last but not least
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches
puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head. (now weâre
getting somewhere)
Dec 16, 2015 23:00:00 #
Dec 16, 2015 23:00:30 #
Dec 16, 2015 23:47:42 #
okie don wrote:
Turbin
Ah yes the turnin Turban, the spinnin of crap a perfect example of a rag head. I do what you mean okie. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 17, 2015 07:07:37 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Onelostdog wrote:
Why Teachers Drink br br The following questions ... (show quote)
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If these are truly legitimate answers, all I can feel is S A D. But then, I ran into two girls who were running a store and weren't able to take 10% of the total of my purchases. - Neither of them could do it.
Dec 17, 2015 08:10:53 #
Too flaming hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 17, 2015 08:40:05 #
Alica,
When I was a kid,oh, 10,11,12 or so, my grandad would say Donnie, add 23,35,16 .
I thought he was being mean to me.
He was trying to get me to add numbers in my head.
These kids today at the stores are lost without their cash registers.
When I was a kid,oh, 10,11,12 or so, my grandad would say Donnie, add 23,35,16 .
I thought he was being mean to me.
He was trying to get me to add numbers in my head.
These kids today at the stores are lost without their cash registers.
Dec 17, 2015 08:41:25 #
Dec 17, 2015 10:26:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Too flaming hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Agreed :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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