A little girl comes back home from school and tells her mom:
"Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn't even do!"
"What?! What do you mean?" Her mother says, angry, "I'm going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn't do?"
"My homework."
A rich businessman walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next to a puddle, trying to fish.
The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man, and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by.
After the meal, the businessman asks him with a smile: "So? Did you catch any fish today?"
"Sure did," answers the old man, "You're my third one."
Man: "God, how much is a million years for you?"
God: "Like a minute."
Man: "God, how much is a million dollars for you?"
God: "Like a penny."
Man: "Then, could you lend me a penny?"
God: "In a minute..."
Mark spent a year in an asylum, thinking he was a mouse. After intensive therapy, he was released. 10 minutes later he appears back inside as if all hell broke loose.
"What happened to you??" Asked his surprised doctor.
"There's a cat outside!" screams Mark.
"But Mark, I thought you got better! You know you're not a mouse!" Cried the doctor.
"I do!" Exclaims Mark, "but he doesn't know that!"
Teacher: "Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your hand?"
Daniel: "A dollar."
Teacher: "Daniel, apparently you don't know math..."
Daniel: "Apparently you don't know my dad."
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little girl comes back home from school and tells her mom:
"Mommy, today I got punished for something I didn't even do!"
"What?! What do you mean?" Her mother says, angry, "I'm going to call your teacher right now! What is it you didn't do?"
"My homework."
A rich businessman walks down the street when he spots an old man sitting with a fishing rod next to a puddle, trying to fish.
The businessman takes pity on the old deranged man, and invites him to lunch at the coffee shop close by.
After the meal, the businessman asks him with a smile: "So? Did you catch any fish today?"
"Sure did," answers the old man, "You're my third one."
Man: "God, how much is a million years for you?"
God: "Like a minute."
Man: "God, how much is a million dollars for you?"
God: "Like a penny."
Man: "Then, could you lend me a penny?"
God: "In a minute..."
Mark spent a year in an asylum, thinking he was a mouse. After intensive therapy, he was released. 10 minutes later he appears back inside as if all hell broke loose.
"What happened to you??" Asked his surprised doctor.
"There's a cat outside!" screams Mark.
"But Mark, I thought you got better! You know you're not a mouse!" Cried the doctor.
"I do!" Exclaims Mark, "but he doesn't know that!"
Teacher: "Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your hand?"
Daniel: "A dollar."
Teacher: "Daniel, apparently you don't know math..."
Daniel: "Apparently you don't know my dad."
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WORDS OF WISDOM
'The more you run over a smashed cat, the flatter it gets'.
Just say'in.(:
Some funny stuff you have going there Poppa :)
MORE WORDS OF WISDOM
'The road to life is paved with flat squirrels,
who couldn't make a decision'.
TRUMP 2016
okie don wrote:
WORDS OF WISDOM
'The more you run over a smashed cat, the flatter it gets'.
Just say'in.(:
That would also be applicable to Mudslimes.
Hmmmm, don't know what a Mudslime is Poppa.
Armadillos flatten pretty good too.
:thumbup: :thumbup: Nice way to start the day..A good laugh does wonders to the heart`~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Ahhh, Linda,
Just trying to share some 'okie' knowledge. Lol's
Have a GREAT DAY Woman...
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