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Dec 13, 2015 16:33:12   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet
sheep. It was fascinating."


The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”


Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”


The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”


Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she
called on him.


Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only
fasten eight!”

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Dec 13, 2015 16:36:40   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet
sheep. It was fascinating."


The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”


Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”


The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”


Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she
called on him.


Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only
fasten eight!”
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br The ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 13, 2015 16:36:57   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet
sheep. It was fascinating."


The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”


Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”


The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”


Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she
called on him.


Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only
fasten eight!”
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br The ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 06:59:49   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Little Johnny gets me every time!!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 14, 2015 09:24:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Little Johnny gets me every time!!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

I guess he must fascinate you, L-J :!: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 11:46:40   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
lindajoy wrote:
Little Johnny gets me every time!!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 11:46:55   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

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Dec 14, 2015 11:47:48   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
jimahrens wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 14, 2015 12:09:41   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
slatten49 wrote:
I guess he must fascinate you, L-J :!: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 12:48:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
I guess he must fascinate you, L-J :!: :lol:


Yup, yup, at that age, safeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....lololol :shock: :roll: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 12:48:43   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


You hush too, mister~~~~ :wink: :shock: :lol:

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Dec 14, 2015 12:52:17   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
lindajoy wrote:
You hush too, mister~~~~ :wink: :shock: :lol:


Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something. I was just thinking about aunt Carolyn. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Dec 14, 2015 14:18:46   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Rufus wrote:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something. I was just thinking about aunt Carolyn. :oops: :oops: :oops:


Hush it mister~~~ :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Dec 14, 2015 15:07:00   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
lindajoy wrote:
Hush it mister~~~ :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :lol: I have heard it said men do not mature as quickly as women. I doubt that is true. What do you think? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Dec 14, 2015 20:36:48   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I have heard it said men do not mature as quickly as women. I doubt that is true. What do you think? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Why you asking me, I'm still only 4 yrs old~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:

To answer you of course its true, we have to teach ya everything..You can't clean, or do laundry, or any of that stuff..You like to play with your toys, bikes, cars, trucks, and the only thing that comes naturally is welllllllll ya know~~~~ and even then, welllllllllll, nevah mind!...lolololll..Just kidding, neither sex grows up first, we grow up together depending on the company we keep.....

coffee anyone~~
coffee anyone~~...

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