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Dec 11, 2015 19:17:06   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New
York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife
size 34 B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and
the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll
regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.

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Dec 11, 2015 19:25:26   #
Doc110 Loc: York PA
 
Elwood wrote:


Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New
York.

He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size 34 B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Jewish bra.

She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."


"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady.

"We don't get as many requests for them as we used to.

Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"

The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic bra supports the masses.

The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen.

And the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."


He mused on that information for a minute and said:

"Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"

"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.

br br Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 11, 2015 19:27:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Doc110 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: Thanks.

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Dec 11, 2015 19:55:22   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New
York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife
size 34 B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and
the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll
regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A yo... (show quote)


What's wrong with molehills? More than a mouthful is a waste. :roll: :lol: :lol:

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Dec 11, 2015 19:59:13   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
What's wrong with molehills? More than a mouthful is a waste. :roll: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

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Dec 11, 2015 20:00:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Elwood, thanks for the mammaries :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Dec 11, 2015 20:01:23   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
slatten49 wrote:
Elwood, thanks for the mammaries :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 11, 2015 20:17:32   #
gynojunkie
 
Thanks!

On the same subject:



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Dec 11, 2015 22:23:42   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New
York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife
size 34 B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and
the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll
regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A yo... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 11, 2015 23:07:23   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Parrothead wrote:
What's wrong with molehills? More than a mouthful is a waste. :roll: :lol: :lol:


R E A L L Y? Did I need to read your philosophy? :roll: :twisted: :D

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Dec 11, 2015 23:08:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Elwood, thanks for the mammaries :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:


:roll: :shock: :roll: 8-) :lol: :roll:

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Dec 11, 2015 23:11:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
:roll: :shock: :roll: 8-) :lol: :roll:

Come on, AuntiE. :roll: Try to stay abreast of things :!: :mrgreen: I was referencing Bob Hope's 'Thanks For The Memories' theme song. Geesh! :lol:

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Dec 11, 2015 23:16:55   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
gynojunkie wrote:
Thanks!

On the same subject:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 11, 2015 23:17:21   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
jimahrens wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 11, 2015 23:25:14   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New
York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife
size 34 B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and
the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll
regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br A yo... (show quote)



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