PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Yours,

Desperate


Tech support:
Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: "I thought you loved me.html", download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as they were designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that overuse of the above applications may cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a risky application that may download the Snoring Loudly Beta program.

Wh**ever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a v***s in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 while on Husband 1.0. This program is unsupported and will crash the system.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but does have limited memory and doesn't learn new applications quickly. You may consider running additional software to improve both memory and performance of the system. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot_Lingerie 7.7.

Yours,

Tech Support

badbobby Loc: texas

VERY GOOD pOPPA
did that work for your ex?
by the way
I'm on the black list again
and cant get mail
dam spam

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

:thumbup: :thumbup: Wh**ever happened to automatic updates? Well, my wife keeps me updated on what her friends/family are currently, wearing, saying, thinking, doing, thinking of doing - but all that goes into my trash folder.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Most of UncleE's goes into spam, and not the kind sold in the grocery store. :mrgreen:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Haha! Understood. On a similar note, my wife's name is Pamela, Pam for short. I once typo'd it as spam when texting her Sister, who promptly told on me - I immediately wound up in the trash folder my own self.

I was amazed at what I found in there - and bored nearly to death. I've tried updating my "settings" - but autocorrect keeps changing it to "sittings" in my search engine. I think I need my engine rebuilt. :cry: