The good son
Dec 7, 2015 20:23:51 #
A man walks into a drug store with his adolescent son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
father and son
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
father and son
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
Dec 7, 2015 21:11:47 #
Elwood wrote:
A man walks into a drug store with his adolescent ... (show quote)
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Dec 7, 2015 23:31:56 #
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Dec 8, 2015 01:16:48 #
Dec 8, 2015 02:07:47 #
AuntiE wrote:
You stole my kitties.
Cats are fickle creatures. Scratch their ears, give them a toy mouse and they're yours.
Dec 8, 2015 12:15:55 #
I am PROBABLY,the only person here,that can T***HFULLY say,I HAVE NEVER USED A CONDOM,,,(we used to call them rubbers)
Dec 8, 2015 12:19:21 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I am PROBABLY,the only person here,that can T***HFULLY say,I HAVE NEVER USED A CONDOM,,,(we used to call them rubbers)
:lol: :lol: Don't tell us that you are still a virgin :?: :?: :shock: :shock:
Dec 8, 2015 12:20:13 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I am PROBABLY,the only person here,that can T***HFULLY say,I HAVE NEVER USED A CONDOM,,,(we used to call them rubbers)
Didn't know you were a Mormon. :shock:
Dec 8, 2015 12:25:32 #
Elwood wrote:
Oops. sorry about that.
Why is it I doubt the sincerity of your statement? :mrgreen: :twisted: :?:
Dec 8, 2015 12:37:30 #
AuntiE wrote:
Why is it I doubt the sincerity of your statement? :mrgreen: :twisted: :?:
It's your suspicious and unforgiving nature, no doubt. :twisted:
Dec 8, 2015 13:32:06 #
RWNJ wrote:
It's your suspicious and unforgiving nature, no doubt. :twisted:
Hmmmm....
Dec 8, 2015 13:45:00 #
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