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Dec 7, 2015 19:14:02   #
moldyoldy
 
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.



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Dec 7, 2015 19:19:07   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the... (show quote)

This "joke" is dated. Credit cards were supposed to have been switched to "mark of the beast" RFID chip technology by now.

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Dec 7, 2015 21:22:35   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the... (show quote)


You did just like she wanted. Some people have no sense of humor.

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Dec 7, 2015 22:13:17   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Dec 8, 2015 15:51:54   #
rocketride
 
mwdegutis wrote:
This "joke" is dated. Credit cards were supposed to have been switched to "mark of the beast" RFID chip technology by now.


Still funny!

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