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Dec 6, 2015 20:25:20   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
A guy walks into the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks, "Are you allergic to anything?"

The man replies, "Yes, just caffeine."

"Have you ever served in the military?," the interviewer asks.

"Yes," he replies, "I served two tours in Iraq."

"Great!" says the interviewer. "That adds five extra points towards employment here."

The interviewer continues, "Do you have any disabilities?"

The applicant responds, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K., in that case, I can hire you immediately. Normal work hours are 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am, and plan to start at 10 am every day. Don't worry, we'll still pay you from 8 am.

The guy, looking puzzled, asks, "If the hours are 8 am to 4 pm, why don't you want me to be here before 10 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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Dec 7, 2015 06:32:21   #
okie don
 
Maybe that's why the CORPORATE USPS is in the red!

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Dec 7, 2015 07:43:12   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
okie don wrote:
Maybe that's why the CORPORATE USPS is in the red!


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