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Dec 6, 2015 19:14:36   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Got this from a buddy in Australia.

Wimpy Dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door."



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Dec 6, 2015 21:00:04   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a buddy in Australia.

Wimpy Dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door."




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 6, 2015 21:09:23   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
no propaganda please wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

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Dec 6, 2015 21:10:17   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Ruh roh.



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Dec 6, 2015 21:12:25   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Rut Row.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good game yesterday. Roll Tide.

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Dec 6, 2015 21:23:05   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good game yesterday. Roll Tide.


Yes it was. Florida was tough in the first half. Henry only had about 189 yards I believe but has a good shot at the Heisman. The four teams in the final will be announced tomorrow. There's still a lot of good college football to be played. Then it's watching basketball or watching paint dry. I'll be looking at the wall.

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Dec 6, 2015 21:45:31   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Yes it was. Florida was tough in the first half. Henry only had about 189 yards I believe but has a good shot at the Heisman. The four teams in the final will be announced tomorrow. There's still a lot of good college football to be played. Then it's watching basketball or watching paint dry. I'll be looking at the wall.


So the Tide will be playing Michigan State in the Cotton Bowl. Roll Tide. I hope Henry gets the Heisman he has been pretty impressive.

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Dec 7, 2015 07:26:25   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a buddy in Australia.

Wimpy Dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door."

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Out of the mouths of babes . . . .

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Dec 7, 2015 10:59:15   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
So the Tide will be playing Michigan State in the Cotton Bowl. Roll Tide. I hope Henry gets the Heisman he has been pretty impressive.


Well if Bama get can a second Heisman it'll be one less thing the whiny, annoying Auburn fans can brag about. I'm tired of them mouthing off about their two Heisman winners. Shutting up an Auburn fan is about as satisfying as shutting up a liberal. :lol: :lol:

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Dec 7, 2015 11:42:10   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Alicia wrote:
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Out of the mouths of babes . . . .


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 7, 2015 11:42:34   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
Well if Bama get can a second Heisman it'll be one less thing the whiny, annoying Auburn fans can brag about. I'm tired of them mouthing off about their two Heisman winners. Shutting up an Auburn fan is about as satisfying as shutting up a liberal. :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

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