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Dec 6, 2015 10:03:21   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
A liberal friend ask me after the Paris shooting what I thought he needed to defend his home.

He has College Degrees I might add !

I suggested as minimum I advised a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later, he sent me this picture and asked how to make it work.



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Dec 6, 2015 10:08:57   #
boatbob2
 
Gotta be a liberal....

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Dec 6, 2015 12:04:22   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
4430 wrote:
A liberal friend ask me after the Paris shooting what I thought he needed to defend his home.

He has College Degrees I might add !

I suggested as minimum I advised a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later, he sent me this picture and asked how to make it work.

Well, I thought it was funny !!
Well, I thought it was funny !!...

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Dec 6, 2015 12:53:17   #
boatbob2
 
Hi,Actually, it was funny,Thats why I said he must be a liberal...

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Dec 6, 2015 15:09:16   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
4430 wrote:
A liberal friend ask me after the Paris shooting what I thought he needed to defend his home.

He has College Degrees I might add !

I suggested as minimum I advised a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later, he sent me this picture and asked how to make it work.


Here are the instructions:

1. Throw shells at face repeatedly.
2. while perpetrator is ducking, place one clip on nose between nostrils and the other on head of penis.
3. while perpetrator is prone in agony - shove the 9mm up his A$$.
4. Then dial 911.

Works every time.

My personal scenario is; I throw CD's at their faces, then when they raise their hands to defend - I place my 10 inch buck knife just under the bottom of their sternum, shove it in, angled upwards and slightly to the right.

It breaks their hearts every time.

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