Alicia Loc: NYC

Whisper in Church

A mom took her young son to church with her one Sunday. During the middle of service her little boy looked at her and informed her that he has to go pee. The mother, upset with her son, firmly told him that it’s not acceptable to say ‘pee’ in church and that the next time he has to go to the bathroom he needs to tell her that he has to ‘whisper’. The following Sunday the same boy went to church again, this time with both of his parents. He leaned over to his father during the middle of service and said, “Daddy, I have to whisper,” to which his father replied, “Go ahead and whisper in my ear, son.”


God Created Women

When God realized that Adam wasn’t happy, he asked him why. Adam told God that he was lonely. God said, “Adam, I’m going to give you a companion. She will cook and clean for you, bear your children, never wake you in the night to help caring for the children. She will not nag, she will not whine and she will take care of you hand and foot without complaining and with a smile on her face, and she will be called a woman,” Adam asked God what his would cost him. God answered, “An arm and a leg.” Adam thought about it and said, “What can I get for a rib?”

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I appreciate your ribbing us this morning, Alicia. :mrgreen:

moldyoldy

I like ribs, and women.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I gotta have me some ribs at least once a month :thumbup:

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Then you're a winner all around. :wink: :wink: